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Acronym for Dog I'd like to pet. Origin: Mike Primavera's twitter @primawesome
Aw look! What a DILP over there in front of the grocery store!
by littleredmccarron June 16, 2016
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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- Check out that guy over there. And his dog. What a DILP.
- Yeah, that guy is totally fuckable.
- No, not DILF. DILP.
by SoyUnSombrero August 31, 2016
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A dilp is commonly referring to a stuck up female, a bitch.
Gosh that girl Sierra is such a dilp.
by Vance Freeman May 18, 2009
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D.I.L.P is acutaly an acronym that stands for Dad I Love Penis
Dude, that guy is such a dilp!
YE he probs is like dad i love penis
by James Restos September 11, 2008
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Seven foot BFG (Big Fat Gay). Hes a sahafe militant brer, however, he steals AND THEN rinses all jokes.
awwwww you pulled a dilps!
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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