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A really hot guy who has a child or children and also has the perfect penis to match with your sexual body type.
“Girl, I met the most AMAZING DILFicorn on Tinder!!! Granted, he has kids, but his dick is INCREDIBLE because it’s the EXACT shape/length/girth I need to hit my G-spot just right and make me cum!!! Finally, it’s been too damn long...”
by AliAlSoFlo July 23, 2019
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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