one who farts alot, usually farting on someone else.
Person 1: Did you just dilf on me!?!?
Person 2: hell yeah
Person 1: you fucking tool, you're a fucking curly dilf
by Miraculousjew December 17, 2009
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Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)
Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf
by godsandmonsters666 May 01, 2021
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Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.
by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014
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Going to a trashy place, like Walmart, and looking/finding/seeing a dad you'd like to fuck.
by Blondie13 October 12, 2008
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A more blunt expression for “Period”. Used instead of “Period”.
Friend: “Oh my god my mom is such a bitch!”

Other friend: “Period on this DILF!!!!”
by wendueieekie September 13, 2019
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variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.
aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.
by hytham_hammer July 07, 2005
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a 6’2 commie with lesbian music taste and a pink beard
nah man, hes a 6’2” communist listening to fiona apple and he has a pink beard. that radiates dilf energy.
by addrrall May 14, 2021
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