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Joe: Yo shotgun that beer
Frank: Nah bruh, I'm good
Joe: Come on man! DIFS
Frank: Oh, alright
by chiggachigga24 December 21, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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John: I'm pointing my gun at my head right now.
Random guy: DIF!
by Xtremetard March 15, 2009
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Acronym (Dick In The Face).
Describes a woman who makes large efforts to look as sexy as possible and does, but looks really stuck up as well. She could use a dick in the face to humble her. Highly desirable for the dick owner.

Noun: DIF, diffy
-Did you see that girl? What an angel.
- No Way! She looks like a bitch, but damn she is fine. Straight diffy.
by lostonewithoutacause November 08, 2011
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The subtle dif between love and lust is that you can make a person feel like having sex, but cannot make that person love you.
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
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DiFS stands for Division of iPod & Family Services. Much like DYFS (Division of Youth & Family Services), DiFS serves to protect all Apple products that are the victims of neglect and abuse by their owners, such as people who bring food and drinks around their computers, people who leave their Apple products unattended in a crowded wi-fi location to grab a coffee at the counter, etc.
Oh my. That guy just left his Macbook and iPhone on the table and went to order coffee. Anyone could snatch those things and run! I'm calling DiFS.
by real-diculous November 01, 2011
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To make love to many women, to hide the pain in your heart.
"Wow, George was out in Croatia recently – he's been rene-diffing girls all over the continent!"

"What do you mean, rene-diffing?"

"You know, like Rene Dif, once Aqua broke up and he indulged in all those orgies..."
by gropogi October 31, 2011
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