drunk hot mess;
what to call a girl when she is having too much fun being far too drunk, but somehow still looking good all the while

at this point, she is usually too wild to be coaxed to stop drinking.. don't even bother trying to fix her hair

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

Dry Hump Missionary

An action that demonstrates a "callous disregard for human life" and results in death. Used as an exaggeration when someone overlooks feelings or seems not to care. Implying they care SO little, they're killing you.

Dick Head Maneuver

dry hump master, the master of dry humping