Urban Dictionary: DHB

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AKA Dick Hungry Bitch. It is a girl or gay guy that hasn't had dick for so long that they become ravenous when they see some dick. Even if the dick is taken, the girl or guy can only think of how to get it in their mouth.

That bitch is hella drooling over the guy next to the pool. What a DHB.

by dotharobot February 25, 2011

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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DHB

DHB stands for Dont Hate Bitch
if you ever hear DHB you kno they are talm bout either khris, jorel, Jeremiah, or javien

wtf it’s DHB Steppa Jorel

by caramelpunch March 01, 2020

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DHB is the nickname that Raiders fans have bestowed upon the highly underrated wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey. The late and great owner Al Davis was blasted for taking this little known wide out as the 7th overall pick in the 2009 NFL Draft. But the more he plays, the more DHB justifies Al Davis' faith in him. Over the last 3 games, as of October 21, 2011, he's attained 115 yards on 4 catches, 99 yards on 7 catches and a TD, and 82 yards on 6 catches. And there's no doubt about his speed!

Michael Crabtree, the guy that the experts think that Al Davis should have taken instead, may have more talent, but I'd rather have DHB on my team. DHB has a great attitude, works hard and is a humble player. He's the opposite of the diva wide receiver(and Crabtree is one of them) that's become so commonplace in the modern NFL.

DHB is faster, has a better work ethic, and has a better attitude than Michael Crabtree. DHB is also cheaper and didn't hold out for over a month to get a big contract as an unproven rookie. DHB will have over 900 yards during the 2011 season and will soon be one of the better receivers in the league.

by paynasty23 October 21, 2011

dhb

abbreviation for Don't Hurry Back. Used rudely in chat rooms when someone says be right back. Instead of asking them to hurry back, you tell them not to. Similar to TYT (take your time)

Person 1: I'm hungry, BRB

Person 2: HB :

Person 3: HB :

Person 4: DHB >_>

by luchawhore_x3 February 19, 2009

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dhb

(da HOLLYWOOD boys)- a group of fuckin cool ass guys from kentucky. you wish you could be a member, but you cant.

Are da Hollywood boys gonna be at the party? if not, im not even goin.

by lyndsey April 18, 2005

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