The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An expression of indifference and disassociation capable of being used in almost all contexts. Exceptionally useful to dispense with ones own cock ups and your own or another's dissapointments. "Doesn't Fucking Matter"
George passes out paraletic on the couch and while he snores he pisses in his pants. On waking he realises his wife will discover his embarresing moment and sighs,"DFM".
Ollie fights for hours to land a Roland Ward marlin and in the death throws of the epic fishing battle George bumps his rod, the line snaps and the enormous fish escapes. George, to appease his concience, to hide his shame and to lighten Ollie's dissapointment exclains:- "DFM".
Ollie fights for hours to land a Roland Ward marlin and in the death throws of the epic fishing battle George bumps his rod, the line snaps and the enormous fish escapes. George, to appease his concience, to hide his shame and to lighten Ollie's dissapointment exclains:- "DFM".
by DFM January 08, 2008
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by TheFudgeBro October 25, 2018
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dfm is an acronym for the words “Don’t fucking matter”.
Also short for
“It don’t fucking matter/It doesn’t fucking matter”.
Used typically to display aggression and or annoyance over a topic that needed to be discussed but is no longer in conversation. However, dfm can also be used in a joking manner when in the correct context.
Also short for
“It don’t fucking matter/It doesn’t fucking matter”.
Used typically to display aggression and or annoyance over a topic that needed to be discussed but is no longer in conversation. However, dfm can also be used in a joking manner when in the correct context.
-serious/angry context-
A: “why did you leave the party so early?”
B: “it dfm”
A: “-rambles on-“
-joking context-
A: “why won’t you tell me what you’re hiding hm?”
B: “cuz it dfm 😂”
A: “If you say so aha”
A: “why did you leave the party so early?”
B: “it dfm”
A: “-rambles on-“
-joking context-
A: “why won’t you tell me what you’re hiding hm?”
B: “cuz it dfm 😂”
A: “If you say so aha”
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by Valkyeie February 09, 2019
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