When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
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When you go to attack your partner from behind and catch a spray fart to the eyes forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.
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When you go to attack your partner from the back and catch a spray far to the eyes, forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.
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