That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!
by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018
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Dedicated designated driver. Those people who just love to be DDs now have a term devoted to them! They'll always offer to drive and make sure you get home safe.
"I gotta go be the DDD and go pick up my drunken brother."

"You mean DD - designated driver?"

"Nah, I do it so much they call me Triple D."
by radmose September 30, 2011
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Little girl: Oh, hello. I'm lost and alone in the forest and ran away when my house burned down and everyone probably thinks I'm dead. Can you please help me?
Pedobear: YAY :DDD
by notapedophile January 24, 2012
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Don't Do Drugs.
ESTER: Last summer i made one big STUPIDDDD MISTAKE, i frikkin' smoked the blunt. I became a shouting gore head 2pac finder, winnie the pooh hyper shithead that stoled the honey. The days after the stupid drugs got 2 my cheeseburger and fries brain, i became a bad friend. I was one big stupid ass melting in the sun downer. So DDD.
by †reptilicus† June 16, 2010
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The DDD is a 19yo high school sophomore who preys on the week and weary he goes for little girls between the ages of 6-11 he will stock them from there window, drug them, than take advantage of them while high or sleep
Hey little girl be careful The DDD has been spotted around here
by Ladainian September 16, 2020
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The DDD (Dirty Dick Dontae) is a 18 year old sophomore who sexually assaults little girls while they are high or sleep he is mostly spotted out side the window of 10yo females
Be safe daughter The DDD was spotted lurking around
by Ladainian September 16, 2020
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