The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

AKA Drive-By Ejaculation
A gentleman's game, although ladies can join in, but they need squirter guns. They may ask the men to fill their magazine if they ever run out.

Game Rules:
Headshot = Less points
Body Shot = Regular points
Knee shot = Bonus points

In the game, there can be a point when a team can drive a vehicle. There can be a driver and a shooter. For maximum precision, another team member can aim for the shooter.

Note: It takes minutes to reload so conserve your load!

Ask Jessica Nigri for authenticity.

David Bowie's Erection

dick bowl eater, one who eats bowls of dick