To be dead.

In other words, see Kurt Cobain, Nick Drake, Heath Ledger, Princess Diana, John Lennon, George Carlin, Tim Russert, Chris Farley, and other pplz etc...

LOLOL DAYUD!!! LOL GET IT??? DAYUDD!!!! COMPLETEY DAYUD!!!

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

Dayud (derived from the English word "dad") dayud refers to the biggest man in the house who, without fail, has to nurt and will occasionally call on the aid of son. Especially on Christmas. The saying goes "mah dayud was sayud, so I playud in heeyus beyud with heeyus heayud until he filled me full"

When it's time for slumber, preferably in the dead of night, son will shout "NIGHTNIGHTDAYUD" at the top of his lungs without cracking his voice. It is rumored that the son is slightly severely mentally handicapped but not medically proven.

Dayud is obsessed with holidays, but mostly Christmas. "What's your favorite Christmas?" Dayud is also a humongous virgin, so when questioned about how he has a son, he imeadiately vomits uncontrollably, gives you a big ol' kiss, and disappears into thin air ☻

"Father". A retarded way of saying "Dad". Best used in a dopey, deep voice.