So, no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -

I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
by intarwebz November 24, 2005
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Deteriorates On Approach
Walking down the street and you think you see a good looking woman/man coming towards you, but as they get closer.....they get uglier!! hence they are a D.O.A!
by rabbit22 July 20, 2009
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Deteriorates On Approach

As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
Guy/Gal 1 ......Gosh he's a real cutie
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
by SunniesIndoors August 19, 2005
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a shitty ass not punk band.theyre a disgrace to canadian punk bands.
D.O.A can sit on this!AND ROTATE!
by slipknot hater February 13, 2004
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A Vancouver-based punk band.

Thought by many to be the founders of hardcore punk along with bands like Minor Threat and the Teen Idles. Formed in 1978 and are still playing.
Their motto is "Talk minus Action equals Zero".
The band has been active on many issues, including Anti-racism, anti-globalization, freedom of speech, and the environment.
Something Better Change
Hardcore '81
War on 45 EP
Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors

13 Flavours of Doom
Loggerheads
Win The Battle
Talk - Action = 0

Plus other rare shit!

D.O.A. are really overlooked.
by mymothersaystogetajob January 05, 2012
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