The most amazing guy in the world and best boyfriend you'll ever have. He kisses you on the forehead and whispers how much he loves you under new york lights. Just being with him is amazing, waking up next to him is downright bonerific. Once you realize how perfect he is you'll never want to let him go.
He loves music, cars, snowboarding and pigs. He's weird and ridiculous, theres never a boring second with him. Just being in his arms can make your whole day 10 times better. he has the sweetest smile and always does everything right. I love him with all my heart and you should too :)
He loves music, cars, snowboarding and pigs. He's weird and ridiculous, theres never a boring second with him. Just being in his arms can make your whole day 10 times better. he has the sweetest smile and always does everything right. I love him with all my heart and you should too :)
by itsjustme27 December 24, 2010
DJ is the most dumbass bitch you will ever meet. He picks his nose, he is a fake friend, and he comes on urban dictionary for an ego boost.
by GLUEBLANKETHEADPHONEUNITE November 28, 2019
~(to a DJ)"What do you do?"
~"I'm a musician--I's a DJ"
~"You're not a musician, you're a music thief--you're a record player player!!!"
(special thanks to Henry Rollins)
~"I'm a musician--I's a DJ"
~"You're not a musician, you're a music thief--you're a record player player!!!"
(special thanks to Henry Rollins)
by LordKOTL October 26, 2005
An acronym that stands for "Dick Jocky". Which basically means someone that rides dicks as if they were riding a horse.
Whats crakin D.J.? You seem to be a latent homosexual. Why do you always stare at that handsome looking man standing over there?
by lets let fags marry eachother April 18, 2010
someone who always has to have the sarcastic and awkwardly annoying comments in every situation, and always has to have the last word. While at a party he is the creepy kid trying to flirt with the ugly girls hot best friend, when that fails he attempts to slip aqua dots (or another form of date rape drug) into the girl's drink, but is later caught and jumped in a dark alley by the douchebag boyfriend.
by the one true BO$$ January 13, 2010
by Jose the illegal immegrant February 25, 2010
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

