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"Dad I'd Like to Bang"
less harsh, female version of MILF
Jude Law is a total D.I.L.B.
by FishnetChantal March 21, 2008
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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short for a "Dad I'd Like to Befriend"

Kind, fun, and overweight, DILBs send out family-friendly vibes from all the way across Main Street. One can't help but call him "grill god" and throw a baseball in his direction. Every time a DILB makes a dad joke, a puppy is born in Heaven.
Omg Pete is such a DILB.
by nolandc September 28, 2019
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dad i'd like to bang

the guy version of milf
girl 1: Dang that guy is hot
girl 2: Hell yeah!!!, wait is that his daughter?
girl 1: I think it is, Dang that guy is a DILB
by JBwallet June 04, 2010
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