- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by thankgodforuswillyou June 10, 2010
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Abbreviation: DMD

Deep&meaningful&dougie.

Having a deep and meaningful whist being drunk enough to dougie. Aka generally having a good night on the piss, whilst sharing your closest secrets and whining about how messed up your love life is.
Me: Yo, we need to chat..

You: Yeah man, Lets crash drinks and have a D&M&D.

Me: Sweet, Thats our mission for this term.
by jwowwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 8, 2011
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Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex
"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"
by Guimple October 8, 2021
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M-D is short for Marie-Dominique, she's a former hip-hop singer. Now she "teaches" kids to "speak" French. In order to accomplish this goal she leads a dictatorship.
Gawe beetje chillen bij M-D (Marie-Dominique)
by Porxer September 20, 2018
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