J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.

I got arrested for D in P last night.

She keeps hooking up with him, so he knows shes d for p.

You are on your way to a party, you call your friend up and ask him "What's the D to P?" He replies "5:1", "It is a real sauagefest."

I don't care how old she is, I'd D her P

d and p (initials) are cute

Girl: Did you see that baby?!
Girl 2: OMG! I know. Wasn't he p d effin p?
Girl: Oh Yeah (: