Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1: Noun- A wild dog from India that is known to hunt in packs and attacks prey much larger than itself, such as tigers and gazelle.

2: Noun- A slang term for a shlong or a cock. (Penis)
1. A pack of dholes is running wild in my pants.

2. yo, jeezy, she sucked my dhole last night. Then she greased it wif her mink.

2. Yo, I got's to axe u sumthin, wilkl you suck my dhole?
by Matt, Michael, and Kevin June 08, 2006
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Short for doughnut hole. Calling someone a D hole means that they are often trying to fit in and actually do so pretty well. But, they are usually forgotten about because they are just recycled. Doughnut holes tastes the same as a big donut but will usually be lesser because they are small and recycled like trash. It's like saying someone just blends in perfectly and isn't unique at all. However, calling them a dd hole is sort of a complement because Dunkin' Donuts holes are actually recycled holes themselves so they're easier to spot.
Matt: Is that Sadie back there making doughnuts?
Alex: I can't really tell because she's a d hole.
Sadie: What? I'm a dd hole.
by knockrayssn June 24, 2011
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