chilly country inna heart o europe, formerly known as kingdom of bohemia, later as a part of czechoslovakia

mostly known as a travel paradise for terror-tourists from western europe who simply aim to liqourize their brains with one o the best beers on this planet: tha REAL Budweiser and one o the best liquors: Becherovka

also known as "check republic"
Let's go to czech republic coz I just checked our cigs are goin to end soon.

Czech republic is the heart of Europe.
by PanzerKeks March 3, 2007
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A country formerly part of Czecheslovakia. Its capital is Prague.
by Kent October 24, 2003
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Bullshits, bullshits, bullshits.

Nobody of you is czech. So how can you speak loud of our country? I rather don't want to see that foolish creature, who would believe this mucks.

Our country hasn't history? You silly polandian, try to remind Karel IV, isn't it he, who had half of your country in his kingdom? We've never fought for our country? Do you know something about the world war one legions? They fought against Habsburg monarchy, to free our country from their ruling.

And the haircut? You are trying to be funny? Elektronik Supersonik, anyone who would listen it to end listen how Zladko said ,, long live Molvania, long live'', I think Molvania is not Czech Republic, Molvania doesn't exist, Zladko from that videoclip is Rumaninan.

Try to think before you write something...
Nobody knows something about Czech republic ... It's sad...
by František Novotný January 1, 2008
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Czechs... invented Semtex, crystal meth (Czecho), are THE pioneers of good beer (Budweiser is from Plzen and anybody who says otherwise is fucking stupid), established McDonalds, engineered their own cars (Skoda) and are currently developing a cure for cancer.

Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.
What do you get if you remove half of a Czech's brain? Two smart Polaks!

Czech Republic > Poland :D
by Lech (:P) May 3, 2007
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CRW for short , is a micro-dependent-republican country headed by a Ma'am Boss which prohibits the word "Math".

Was founded on September 2013 in a app called "Wechat"

Citizens in CRW are entitled an animal when added in the group. The government may be republican but all decisions will be handled by the Ma'am Boss. Demotion and promotion may vary, according to the way you please the Ma'am Boss.

Language is Engrish and people believe in a logic which is "Alicia Logic" that is everywhere.

There are currently 22 members and is progressing in volume since October.
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Hi I'm from CRW

Czech Republic Whales
by CRW MEMBER October 13, 2013
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Country of chicken ass loosers , they've never fought for their country as distinct from aforementioned Poland. They've got no history to be proud of (sucking Hitler's d**k). Homeland of the funniest male haircut as well - short in the front, long in the back. Check out "Elektronik Supersonik" video.

But,

Nowadays they might be proud of their national football team, hockey players and beer. Pilsner Urquell rocks. And there's one more thing i envy them fuckers: Hip-Hop Kemp festival that is becoming mecca of central european hiphopers including myself.
Zladko Vladcik is from Czech Republic
by Kroak August 2, 2007
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