A horrible piece of shit that was made shit by a wild animal.
Cynthia used to to be semi human but now she’s shit because a wild animal ate her and eventually shit her out rendering her nothing but...ya know...shit.
by ADubyah August 01, 2020
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If your name is cynthia your pussy probably taste like celery
Yo i heard cynthia’s pussy taste like celery
by ny_hoee December 29, 2019
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Typically a horsey-faced, fat blonde. Usually is jealous of other women, and has a hard time hiding her jealousy. Unusually large behind. Flat philtrum. Can be passive aggressive because is so insecure about her looks. Stay away from Cynthias!!
Man, he went home with a cynthia the other night. Neigh, neigh
by Santiago81 November 27, 2018
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Cynthia is a bitch who thinks she is the leader of a wolf pack and has a demon soul and she owns a bearded dragon she abuses her friends just kidding but seriously she is evil
cynthia is so evil she tasered me in the side
by dizzylizzy345 February 21, 2017
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A bitch. People like her love to argue and think the whole world revolves around them.
What a cynthia. She's a complete motherfucker
by someoneveryannoyed November 21, 2016
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A Cynthia is a very dumb person with a bad personality.
Somebody:she is a cynthia
Other somebody: ah sh*tt
by Olpidoakoakaka June 05, 2020
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One of the most annoying people you’ll ever meet. Milks her flirty tendencies bone dry to conceal her lack of true personality. Thinks substance abuse and a “rare” hair color is enough to keep people entertained. Peaked in high school and continues to seek that same validation through social media.
Do you know that girl who’s always posting selfies of her smoking? What a Cynthia!
by Just stating wisdom July 12, 2020
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