by jkfootball2 January 18, 2011
A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.
by maxinca February 26, 2012
by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019
One large, single nippled titty that protrudes from the middle of a woman's breastplate. Females with this condition must get special bras tailored for they're mammoth mammary or opt to not wear one at all.
Dan: So I took this girl out right.
Laur: Nice.
Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.
Laur: Mhmm
Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.
Laur: Go on...
Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.
Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?
Dan: Nah I fucked her.
Laur: Nice.
Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.
Laur: Mhmm
Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.
Laur: Go on...
Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.
Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?
Dan: Nah I fucked her.
by B_Nuk$ January 02, 2010
When you have nasty, sloppy sex (anal or vaginal) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. When you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your penis head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.
by dick thicksmith October 05, 2008
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by ldl Gravey November 24, 2009