Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.

Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!

A huge turd with a big knot on the end that tears you up as you try to shit it out.

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

(n.)1. the opening at the tip of a penis.2. penis hole.