When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.

Eye Wood, or I would. A cyclops has an eye and a tree has wood. It is safe to say cyclops tree in public. It is the equivelent of saying I would smash (a girl or guy)

when a friend shows you his ass hole at an unexpected time.

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.

A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.

Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.

Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.

The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.

Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.

Keep your distance or you will be infected.