When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.
I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.
by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018
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A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.
Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves
by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020
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Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"
by BleuMoon February 05, 2010
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the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"
i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.
by Teabag man June 11, 2008
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the act of spreading your ass cheeks and farting in someones face... yes it is as disturbing as it sounds
dude my girl friend was bitching at me all day yesterday so i gave her an angry cyclops
by el escritorio October 20, 2009
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Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself
In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclops.
by Judicious June 04, 2007
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