When someone looks better in their pictures (ex. Instagram, Twitter Avi, Profile Pictures) than they do in REAL LIFE.

We’re you have sex over a phone or laptop

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

To assist via the internet.
Cyber-sistance, Cyber-sisted, Cyber-sister, Cyber-sisting.

When you are talking to someone on the phone or text and they come back at you with an attitude but there isn't anything you can do to them except threaten to cyber slap them.

one who does not keep their computer use in neat order.

1. saving an inordinate number of files to ones desktop.
2. leaving unsent messages and drafts in your e-mail outbox.
3. unexecuted update requests.

like a cyber potato, it's someone who spends hours in front of a computer without moving.