A hodgepodge of gizmos that are expected to work flawlessly together as a mode of transportation. Cobbled together parts that vaguely resembles transportation. Tricked out shit that defies logic. Customization beyond custom.
I can't believe that your motorcycle even works, its a total coconut custom. Did you use a hammer to fit those parts together on your coconut custom?
by Capt. Sweatypants November 05, 2009
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Playing a custom game instead of a ranked one.
Don’t play that custom bullshit, play a ranked game.
by Stephenh7054 October 25, 2018
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When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.
" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."
by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018
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A corporate cliche meaning that the direction of a business is ultimately determined by its customers. The business is compelled to sell products and services that customers want/need, at a price they are willing to pay, and provide an acceptable level of service, otherwise customers will look elsewhere and they will not make money.

It does not, as many people believe, mean that individual customers are always right, or that the business should be compelled to pander towards the whims of these individual customers. It is only the aggregate needs of all potential customers that need to be fulfilled.
If you don't think that sandwich is worth $6 then buy lunch elsewhere. The customer is king.
by PiemasterUK January 28, 2011
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With a primary focus on the customer and the customer's needs with the goal of providing valuable services to the customer.
Our services are completely customer-centric.
by Keeem March 14, 2007
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your favorite daily customer who comes into the store AT LEAST once a day who you look forward to seeing so much you show up to your shift!
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)
alex: guess who came in last night when you werent closing?

mish: grande mocha??!!!

alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!
by mish5253 August 11, 2008
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A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.
by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005
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