While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.
by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009
by aka jesus December 03, 2002
by Sabe 1 April 12, 2005
The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.
1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.
by xxPlasmaMulletxx July 31, 2006
a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon
by The Return of Light Joker September 14, 2009
by datgal March 16, 2011
A cushion or pillow used by an old yenta to provide comfort while looking out the window for hours on end. Or a nickname to describe the nosey yenta themselves.
by yentatatamous March 30, 2010
