baller ass trombone player

A couple so god damn attracted to each other that they can never separate. They must always be within 2 yards or less of each other or they simply cannot live.

Founder and leader of Totalfark.com, priorities include beer and exposing his minions to the wonders of the intarweb.

A white supremacist, neo-Nazi skinhead from Hill City, South Dakota who is being held in the Salt Lake County Jail in Salt Lake City, Utah, for the murder of corrections officer Stephen Anderson.

Jack is gay. Jack is usally very chubby. Jack has big fat sexy boots. He likes ginger beer in his masssive belly. And takes pictures of his cute titties and sends to other skinny men.

A curry, usually of dubious quality, eaten in the early hours of the morning, in a backstreet emporium after a long hard night of massive alcohol consumption. Named for Curtis Davies, a sportsman who has been spotted around Birmingham enjoying this kind of meal.

The biggest and richest english drug baron to ever be caught. Worth and estimated $225 at his arrest in Holland in 1996. Known as "The Cocky Watchman" or "Cocky"

His power was such that he could directly effect the price of Cocaine on British, Irish and other european streets. He had a direct hotline to the Cali cartel in Colombia, dealt with the Turkish godfathers of Heroin and had unlimited credit with the cannabis dons of North Africa.