1. High-speed ice-swiffering.

The best sport. You guys are jackasses and particularly wrong. The Swedish excel at this specific sport so burn! You can not out smart me fools!!!!!!!!!

A granite blob is curled across the floor with the goal of getting it on a target or moving your opponents off said target. City council workers vigorously clear its path and repair pot holes. Nobody wins because even the best have to pawn their Olympic medals for food in 20 years time

just like planking but curling up into a ball on things and taking pictures

Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.

1)An Olimpic sport two drunk males came up with in a bar
2)A guy who wears flip-flops

A “sport” where you sweep some ice and yell at a rock