Top definition
A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.
Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020
Get the Curious Johnson neck gaiter and mug.
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
Get a Carpe DM mug for your sister Sarah.