When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.
Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!
by docter cockter February 24, 2014
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A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.
Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog
by P0JI December 19, 2011
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Nasty, smelly infected vagina. Namely yeast infected.
You should steer clear of Alethea's curdle cooch, there's some nasty shit brewing in there.
by KrispiG June 29, 2007
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The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.
Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.
by ezbik February 18, 2009
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When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks
I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam
by Capta1nS0l0 December 02, 2016
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A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!
by LukeSmashing January 03, 2017
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The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
by nigganaut June 09, 2020
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