Urban Dictionary: Curb Job

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It's a little more involved than simply banging someone's head against the curb. It actually means to force someone to lie down, open their mouth and bite down on the edge of the curb, then you stomp on the back of the person's head with as much force as possble(presumably breaking the person's lower jaw clean off or even cause death). I've heard the term used as far back as 1993.

You can see an example in the movie "American X".

by Mutex September 09, 2003

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Curb Job

I am sure it existed before the song but on the album "The Incredible Shrinking Dickies" in 1979 there is a song called "Curb Job" as far as I remeber it was always a skinhead thing where a person bites the curb and has the back of there head stomped- and would be shown in the film American History X many many years later

"Curb Job"

Gimme a bone
I gotta get away
You better gimme a bone
There'e no way I'm gonna feed your face

Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face
Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face

Gimme a bone
I don't have one today
Gimme a bone
There's no way I'm gonna play your game

by Todd R. Emmerson June 29, 2005

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curb job

When you approach a car that is parallel parked and are fellated through the window.

She's such a crazy slut that she gave me a curb job at 4 p.m.

by AlaskaFister January 13, 2010

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Curb Job

Bang Somebody's Head against the curb.

NY street slang 90's

these suckas be getting kurb jobs

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

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