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A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner spreads themselves while laying back and frosts their nether-region with buttercream frosting and red or pink sprinkles. In a pinch, store bought is fine.
Friend 1: "Dude it was the Valentine's day of dreams! She even let me lap up a Cupid's Cupcake! Way better than the bakery haha"
Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.
Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.
by Ronsworth January 28, 2021
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner adorns said orifice with buttercream frosting and heart-shaped sprinkles.
Friend 1: "Dude a pearl-necklace?! My girl topped that when she gave me a Cupid's Cupcake for Valentine's Day!"
Friend 2: "Brooo, she let you lap at that frosted tunnel of love? Was it homemade?"
Friend 1: "No store-bought but in a pinch it works"
Friend 2: "Brooo, she let you lap at that frosted tunnel of love? Was it homemade?"
Friend 1: "No store-bought but in a pinch it works"
by Ronsworth January 28, 2021