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decaffeinated coffee; a.k.a. Decaf; The loophole for Mormon coffee drinkers that want to get into the celestial kingdom but don't want to sacrifice their hot drink. This beverage has all the properties of coffee without the naughty drugs inside it.
Thomas S. Monson never starts his day without a good ol' Cup of Mo so he can be up and ready to battle Satan's forces in the Latter Days.
by Schnazzle G December 16, 2016