cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.
by don 12 December 21, 2013
One of the strangest, loudest, most annying people you will ever meet in your entire life, but shes also one of the best friends you'll meet too.
In history she misses her mouth and spills water all over her desk.
my water bottle is her waterbottles baby momma
Shes the girl who always gets picked last in gym.
oh && you can hear her from 651249870530797 miles away.
In history she misses her mouth and spills water all over her desk.
my water bottle is her waterbottles baby momma
Shes the girl who always gets picked last in gym.
oh && you can hear her from 651249870530797 miles away.
by Manshell January 23, 2009
An action where you cup a fart in your hand and then deliver it to another person's nose. The question, 'cup o'tea?' is then phrased.
by Jeanyis June 11, 2008
a man usually pays for this service. A dominatrix will piss in a cup and take a fresh tampon and dip it into the piss much like a tea bag and will force her servant to drink it.
by Brandon13 August 28, 2006
by Amy_duck January 30, 2021
Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .
My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...
by Bobby angel August 29, 2017

