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1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.
2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
by The Cabal March 02, 2021
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Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.
by Paczki12 March 07, 2021
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Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual
by charlottes web info March 07, 2021
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Someone who has a deep, abiding affection, or attraction bordering on obsession, for a person carrying the surname Cuomo
I've watched a video of Governor Andrew Cuomo and his brother, CNN anchor, Chris Cuomo sibling rivalry come out live on air, sparring about who is their mom’s favorite child, doesn't call their parents enough, and was always breaking curfew growing up, at least 20 times. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Cuomosexual.
“It’s OK, these feelings are perfectly natural,” joked Late Show host, Stephen Colbert. “Many Americans experience moments of being at least Andrew-curious, if not fully Cuomosexual.”
“It’s OK, these feelings are perfectly natural,” joked Late Show host, Stephen Colbert. “Many Americans experience moments of being at least Andrew-curious, if not fully Cuomosexual.”
by MiseryX April 06, 2020
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In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.
After watching today's New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (
h/t Randy Rainbow)
h/t Randy Rainbow)
by Civilly Right April 06, 2020