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Pronounced: 'cunt 'za'po' lus'
This word describes a semi subculture of... abrassive, highly irritating, judgy judy, annoying as fuck, bitches... that be cackling at the movie theater, or gossiping hella loud at a restaurant.. makes you wanna just reach around and smack that bitch.. those self righteous hypocrite ones, that always seem to be staring right down the end of their poinient, arrogant, cunt faces... the ones who basically have no respect for human dignity.. we have all wanted to tell that bitch to shut the fuck up at least once in our lives! Now that my friends, is a cuntzapolus... ta'da
Comorbid Conditions often iclude "FAT"
Oh wowsers Katherine, were you unfortunate enough to hear the conversation of that awful woman sitting behind us at Applebees?
Katherine, I wasn't unfortunate enough to catch it all, but what I did manage to pick up was most certainly rather unpleasant to say the least, she was quite frankly, a real cuntzapolus ....
Toby: Oh my gosh Randy, I cant belive your bitch of a stepmon cock blocked the shit out of us all weekend, that was fuckin bullshit.

Randy: Sorry bro, I told you she was a real cuntzapolus.
by Can you handle it? October 13, 2019
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