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1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.
"You are a complete CUNTSTICK, now FUCK OFF"
Source: Dave RT Jones, Manchester
by David RT Jones August 24, 2007
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A stick for inserting up the cunt. A dildo.
Have you seen this great new cuntstick it's got nodules and it vibrates and twirls!!!
by M July 30, 2003
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1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.

2) The male penis.
"You are a complete CUNT STICK, now FUCK OFF"
by Dave RT Jones April 06, 2006
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1: Tool used by male to interface with the female pleasure palace

2: Tool used by female and inserted into her nu-nu to generate joy juice.
1: I did her behind the bins with my enormous cunt stick

2: Her cunt stick came out with a 'pop'.
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
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A device used to block the dripping of your vaginal walls. Can also be used as an insult for someone.
My brother Tyler is a cuntstick. I don't have a pad would you like a cuntstick?
by thealmightyashley May 13, 2006
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I thought it was an old witches implement for the application of entheogenic pastes to the semi-permeable membranes inside the cunt.
'ere Gytha get some of this henbane on ya cuntstick and we can go trippin'
by M March 25, 2004
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