A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

In addition to being a controlling woman, this may refer to a man who:

1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.

When your vaginas lips are so loose that you need hair rollers to keep them in place.

n; A woman (or the agreed upon "female" in a same sex relationship) whom lashes back after an argument and punishes the male by refusing an sexual advance. Note: not to be confused with someone whom has a lot of woman for their sexual disposing (ie. rolling in cunt)