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1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.
He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!
by Vlad the Impaler February 08, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A woman in the act of hacking through a jungle of pubes
"I feel like a cuntquistador shaving off these pubes right now. "
by The Cuntquistador May 10, 2015
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