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A cunter evolves into a cuntorial. This is the second and final stage of this pokemon’s evolution. This Pokémon is still an asshole, and although it is stronger than cunter, it’s dumb as fuck. You see, cunter comes from a place of sorrow. It was discriminated and watched its kind get slaughtered in mass numbers. This is why cunter was such a dick. Cuntorial wants even more revenge on those who murdered its people. However, the stronger cunter gets, the more brain cells it loses, thus making it less intelligent, until the point at which it evolves into cuntorial. Cuntorial is a big bad motherfucker, who will kill anyone that pisses it off. A cuntorial remains loyal to its trainer, and has a cold heart to any and everyone else. Cuntorial can’t read, write, speak, or see colors clearly. It has the best sense of hearing of all the Pokémon, so watch what you say when you’re within a mile of cuntorial. You’ll know, as you will hear it’s 10 foot tall, 970 pound fat ass wheezing after running for only a few minutes. Cuntorial’s defensive move is The Queef. When feeling threatened or in a vulnerable state, it releases a vag fart so loud and nauseating that the attacker will die from one of two things:

a.) Deafness
b.) Not enough oxygen getting to the lungs, as cuntorials queefs are composed of tear gas, chocolate (this works especially well against any dog Pokémon), and nicotine.
The attacker may die due to both of the factors as Cuntorials Queefs are too motherfucking strong.
Wild Cuntorial Part 1 (look up part 2 also)

Tour Guide: look, it’s a wild cuntorial, how adorable. Don’t make any noise, or we’re all dead.

Tourist 1: Hi Cuntorial!

Tour Guide: *whispers* Shut the fuck up, it’s looking at us

Tourist 2: Cuntorial, I’m gonna catch you. If u run away I’ll fucking murder you.

Cuntorial: *QUEEF*

Tourists: *Die from impact*
by Tittybagel March 13, 2019
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