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LOOK UP PART ONE OF THE STORY FIRST!!! It was too long so it couldn’t be submitted all together!
Lastly, Cuntorial’s signature move is the dick slap. You see, Cuntorial is bi. It is against gays, which is why it can switch its gender at any time to have sex with any male or female Pokémon. Cuntorials get more dick and pussy in one day than most humans get in their lifetime. Back to the point at hand. The dick slap is a move where cuntorial whips out its foot long willie and delivers a blow to the opponent so hard that they will die on impact. In rare cases, the opponent will survive, which is when Cuntorial ejaculates into the opponents eyes. The jizz will dry up within a minute, crusting the eyelids, and will either
a.) Leak into the brain and cause a tumor and or seizure
b.) Fall to the ground, ripping the opponents eyeballs out of their sockets
If you have a cuntorial, consider yourself lucky. It is a great companion to have if it trusts you, and will help you when you are in need. It will try to fix your mistakes, however it will likely just make them 100 times worse due to its IQ of 4. Cuntorial loves its trainer with all of its heart.
However, you must beware. A wild cuntorial can kill you if it spots you lurking and trying to catch it. Wild Cuntorials are extremely rare, as most Cuntorials are purebreds from the 6 or 7 trainers that have one.
Lastly, Cuntorial’s signature move is the dick slap. You see, Cuntorial is bi. It is against gays, which is why it can switch its gender at any time to have sex with any male or female Pokémon. Cuntorials get more dick and pussy in one day than most humans get in their lifetime. Back to the point at hand. The dick slap is a move where cuntorial whips out its foot long willie and delivers a blow to the opponent so hard that they will die on impact. In rare cases, the opponent will survive, which is when Cuntorial ejaculates into the opponents eyes. The jizz will dry up within a minute, crusting the eyelids, and will either
a.) Leak into the brain and cause a tumor and or seizure
b.) Fall to the ground, ripping the opponents eyeballs out of their sockets
If you have a cuntorial, consider yourself lucky. It is a great companion to have if it trusts you, and will help you when you are in need. It will try to fix your mistakes, however it will likely just make them 100 times worse due to its IQ of 4. Cuntorial loves its trainer with all of its heart.
However, you must beware. A wild cuntorial can kill you if it spots you lurking and trying to catch it. Wild Cuntorials are extremely rare, as most Cuntorials are purebreds from the 6 or 7 trainers that have one.
Wild Cuntorial Part 2:
Person 1: There’s a wild cuntorial. I’m gonna catch it and complete my collection.
Trainer 1: Snorlax, use Pulverizing Pancake!
Cuntorial: *Dodges move*
Trainer 2: Cuntorial, use Dick Slap
Cuntorial: *smacks Snorlax in the head, who dies on impact*
Person 1: OH FUCK CUNTORIAL SAW ME
Cuntorial: *chases down and dick slaps person 1, who dies on impact*
Trainer 2: Don’t fuck with cuntorial
Person 1: There’s a wild cuntorial. I’m gonna catch it and complete my collection.
Trainer 1: Snorlax, use Pulverizing Pancake!
Cuntorial: *Dodges move*
Trainer 2: Cuntorial, use Dick Slap
Cuntorial: *smacks Snorlax in the head, who dies on impact*
Person 1: OH FUCK CUNTORIAL SAW ME
Cuntorial: *chases down and dick slaps person 1, who dies on impact*
Trainer 2: Don’t fuck with cuntorial
by Tittybagel March 06, 2019