"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"

Serbs: Rouge, you cunto.

Rouge: I've got a very large, expensive kitchen with it's own tanning salon & dog grooming station. My dog also has a twitter account so there.

Serbs: Sorry mate, you aren't one after all.

Craig-Awrite cunto,Get up to much last night?

Archie-Na, just sat in and watched karate kid
Craig-The auld wan or the wan wae Wullie Smiths son in it?
Archie-The auld wan mate
Craig-Braw

Chris: Davis did you do the math home work
Davis: Nah bro too lazy
Chris: What the heck bro you're such a cunto

Hey cunto, wits up wi ye noo?
Is the beer gerden open yit cunto?

You're a pure cunto

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson