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Scotish slang term to discribe cunt or annoying person, but with a stronger sense of purpose.
"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"
by Kleptosteliac September 16, 2004
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Scottish. Derogatory term for someone who is just a little bit more than a cunt, sometimes used in a playful sense between friends
Hey cunto! Watch what your doing with that sword.
by Dillan ya bass May 09, 2008
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Rouge Diablo/Burnley dwelling, dog fucking slap head.
Serbs: Rouge, you cunto.

Rouge: I've got a very large, expensive kitchen with it's own tanning salon & dog grooming station. My dog also has a twitter account so there.

Serbs: Sorry mate, you aren't one after all.
by Buster C. December 03, 2010
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A scottish word meaning mate or pal
Craig-Awrite cunto,Get up to much last night?

Archie-Na, just sat in and watched karate kid
Craig-The auld wan or the wan wae Wullie Smiths son in it?
Archie-The auld wan mate
Craig-Braw
by Tammytamsin June 23, 2014
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its the word cunt but said by a crack addict
DAN: YOU FUCKING CUNTO
Sam: dude stop doing crack
DAN: YOU CUNTO
by TNTYEETER9001 August 10, 2020
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