cunt muffin

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

by MasterSheep August 5, 2005

cunt muffin

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist

damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes

by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018

cunt muffin

The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest

Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique

by frogzx May 7, 2011

cunt muffin

Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.

Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"

by cool_guy November 15, 2012

cunt muffin

this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.

Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?

Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!

by no names are left November 12, 2009

cunt muffin

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

by chris eid February 2, 2008