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A place where there is nothing but cunts. Basically then the land of the cunts, nothing special besides everyone hates it
“My mom lives in cuntica so I left”

Ian just move to cuntica it’s where you belong you cunt”
by Man in the pants August 17, 2018
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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