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From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.
by Bob Goon June 11, 2003
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.
If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 28, 2007
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derogatory term for someone who is acting in an annoying or stupid manner. Twice as effective as just calling someone a cunt.
Get out of the way, cunt hooks!
You fucking cunt hook.
by snorky August 12, 2007
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See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.
Why you gotta be such a cunthook?
by Myron Schnitzel December 26, 2005
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Kick in the genital area which can apply to males or females. Although considered to be the quintessential move to ending a cat fight between two female parties.
Paige dealt the final blow with a cunthook to Monique.
by mattlikesvodka July 24, 2009
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