Top definition
From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.
by Bob Goon June 11, 2003
Get the Cunthooks neck gaiter and mug.
Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
Get a hungover as a duck mug for your barber Callisto.
3
The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.
If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 28, 2007
Get a cunt hooks mug for your guy Abdul.
4
derogatory term for someone who is acting in an annoying or stupid manner. Twice as effective as just calling someone a cunt.
Get out of the way, cunt hooks!
You fucking cunt hook.
by snorky August 12, 2007
Get a cunt hooks mug for your mother-in-law Julia.
5
See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.
Why you gotta be such a cunthook?
by Myron Schnitzel December 26, 2005
Get the cunthook neck gaiter and mug.
6
Kick in the genital area which can apply to males or females. Although considered to be the quintessential move to ending a cat fight between two female parties.
Paige dealt the final blow with a cunthook to Monique.
by mattlikesvodka July 24, 2009
Get a Cunthook mug for your Aunt Julia.