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This is the name given to the action of falling unexpectedly. Due the the fall, or trip, happening without warning, the arms of the flopee will flail around as they attempt to regain their balance. However, the true cuntflop happens when balance is not regained, and the flopee lands in a heap on the floor, generally bruised in some areas of their person. In the event of this happening with an audience, the audience will probably guffaw loudly due to the unco-ordinated nature of the fall. This can be extremely embarrassing for the floppee.
This word originated in the West of Scotland, near Glasgow.
This word originated in the West of Scotland, near Glasgow.
Example 1 :
George : 'Hey Bill ! What's wrong with your face, you appear to have a swollen lip. Were you beaten up?'
Bill : 'Naw, I totally cuntflopped. My younger sibling left their skateboard in the hall, and I slipped on it.'
Example 2:
Timothy is walking up the stairs in front of a group of other people when he trips on a step, falling up the stairs and wildly throwing his arms out, but unfortunately he falls right on his face.
Other People : 'HAH ! CUNTFLOP !'
Timothy quickly scurries away, thouroughly embarrassed.
George : 'Hey Bill ! What's wrong with your face, you appear to have a swollen lip. Were you beaten up?'
Bill : 'Naw, I totally cuntflopped. My younger sibling left their skateboard in the hall, and I slipped on it.'
Example 2:
Timothy is walking up the stairs in front of a group of other people when he trips on a step, falling up the stairs and wildly throwing his arms out, but unfortunately he falls right on his face.
Other People : 'HAH ! CUNTFLOP !'
Timothy quickly scurries away, thouroughly embarrassed.
by Syllabub August 21, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011