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Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.
"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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A phrase to use when your day or a situation couldnt get any worse.
ie 'today was cunted as fuck', i' was cunted as fucked last nite mate'
by Emma November 18, 2004
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