1. That person who cuts you off after passing all the merge signs on the freeway.

2. Someone who looks strung out on meth and is willing to cause a 20 car pile up during peak traffic

3. The worst of both worlds a cunt and a dick combined

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.